Me: "You're going to wear your Elsa costume today?"
Eisley: "Yes! I'm going to be Elsa-tastic."
Eisley (trying her first Slurpee): "I want to have one of these all the days of my life!"
Me: *chuckling while reading the latest Mindy Kaling memoir*
Eisley: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Nothing's wrong. There are just funny things in my book."
Eisley: "Like, what things?"
Me: "Oh, just jokes for grown-ups."
Eisley: "Like…is there underwear in it?"
Me: "Isn't the food at Disneyland always so delicious?"
Eisley: "Yes. That's science."
Eisley: "Do you know what Cora's new nickname is? Cantaloupe! Because her head is SO ROUND."
Me: "So, how is the sandwich?"
Eisley: "It's good. I made one of these before. With my daughter. You were in heaven, visiting Jesus."
Eisley: "My name is Ramonica. I'm a ballet stepper."
(For the record, that last one is pretty much the way I plan to introduce myself to people for the rest of time.)
— Further reading: More conversations with Eisley here