November 15, 2008

on the post that isn't even necessarily a post...

This isn't actually a real post. I'm writing it in advance (and hoping that I can figure out how to have it post automatically) because I know that I will have absolutely no time to write an actual post. And I REFUSE to fail NaBloPoMo this year. I straight up refuse. (Even if I'm totally cheating by not actually writing a post on the actual day. DON'T JUDGE ME, PEOPLE! I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE AN IPHONE! SERIOUSLY!)


Care to take a look at my schedule for Saturday - er, today? Well, you have no choice:

1. Drag self out of bed. Hopefully had restful night and not randomly upsetting dreams like last few days, especially those involving freakishly small llamas, bawling my head off, being attacked by a small black cat, and having the duplex in shambles.
2. Drive to LAX (while looking like crap) to pick up sister #2 who scheduled last minute trip to California for sister #1's baby shower. Reunited, and it feeeels so gooood!
3. Possibly get Starbucks as reward for driving to LAX, because obviously LAX is the devil.
4. Finish last-minute preparations for shower.
5. Possibly stress out about last-minute preparations because am a neat freak.
6. Baby shower time! Hurrah! Adore sister! Adore pregnant belly! Reassure self of decision to not have babies for the next several years! Refuse to cry into small baby socks when sister is opening gifts!
7. Drive back to duplex with sister #1. Get glammed up for concert. Reassure sister of sexiness despite increasingly large baby bump.
8. Drive to concert venue, wander aimlessly for next few hours.
10. Drive home, feel completely content.


  1. wishy my love! i hope you had a fabby time at the baby shower! and that you didn't come home with any souvenirs from the concert that would cause your untimely divorce (like, you know, taylor hanson or something)! xoxo!

  2. So how was the concert? Sounds like you had a wonderful day!

  3. I'm so jealous that you saw Taylor! I hope you blew him tons of kisses...until you made it backstage, of course!

    I threw a baby shower for my sister-in-law and it was the most stressful thing I've ever pulled off. Hope you had fun at yours!

  4. I am definitely subscribing to your blog! I found myself laughing all the way down your page. I love it!

  5. I have been writing posts in advance and then just saving them...its too much stress to write everyday when well there are things going on like your life.

    I can't wait to hear about the babyshower and the hanson concert.


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