June 15, 2008

on the continuing joy of divey clubs...

Let me just say this once, and only once:

When you decide to wear the combination of skanky lingerie and boots that make you look like a yeti, I will judge you. And not only will I judge you, but I will pose for a photo with my friend where it looks like we're not trying to get you in the background, when we're actually totally trying to get you in the background.

Because your outfit is funny.

(Although, I'm not sure what we expected from a club that is also a seafood restaurant by day.)

Anyway. Although I apparently lack discretion when it comes to my choice of locales for Thursday evening shenanigans, I find it a wee bit disappointing that you need to shake what your mother gave you in a place like this.

It's going to take me a while to get over the whole fuzzy boot thing. A long, long time.

18 comments :

  1. HA. I know of two sushi by day, club by night locations. And you found another, eh? Fishy...

    And those boots... ah... yes... The SHark Club had such atrocities,too.

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  2. She no doubt thinks they are "fierce" I think they are ugly as well.

    HIL-arious!

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  3. Oh wow.
    Sadly enough, those girls are everywhere! I'm glad I've lived in my city long enough to know what places will and won't find them!
    You two, though, look incredibly cute!

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  4. Wow, those boots are hideous!

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  5. Eeeewwwww...those boots are so gross!

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  6. Awesome. Hahaha. I love the looks on you and your friend's faces.

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  7. Please tell me that woman worked there...and this was some type of costume.

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  8. You know she looked in the mirror and said to herself, "Oh yeah I totally look good!" and also thought to herself if I have to wear skimpy clothes and be cold at least my feet will be warm.

    She looks horrible, but the two of you look super cute.

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  9. She's French & doesn't shave... I can tell. This is her American accommodation for that fact. YOU are too clever for words. The looks on your faces are priceless!

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  10. That's so awesome!! I probably would have been less discrete in taking the picture! We have those girls in Alabama too...

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  11. Hmm, ok. Are we sure this isn't Christina Aguilera, circa her "Dirrty" phase? Because that is just nasty. Great picture, by the way! I'm glad I'm not the only one who takes those. :)

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  12. HA!!! That is soooo hilarious! That girl is beyond redunkulous!!!! And I love your top, btw.

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  13. Go Fug Yourself, anyone??

    I've totally done the "Take-My-Piccctuuuure!"-just-kidding-take-that-pyscho's-picture-but-be-covert-about-it routine before. Nice job.

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  14. haha that is awesome. i totally would have done the same thing.

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  15. Oh I love you ten times more for taking this picture.

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  16. OMG! I don't know what is more hilarious... the skank in the background... or the look on both of your faces that says, "Check out the skank!" So funny!! I've so done this before. I love that you guys took this picture.

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  17. hahaha - omg! your 'get that in the shot but don't make it look like we want to get the shot' skillz are amazing! someone should have told yedi girl to put some damn clothes on and wear some normal boots. yikes! hahahaha!

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  18. It took me a while to get it (things like this usually take me a while to understand) but when I finally saw the girl in the background, I laughed out loud. She actually wore that?!! & she thought she was hot?? Unbelievable!

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